A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you cum on a person in a vegetative state amd smear it on them like butter.
Bro, you think you had a great night? I was buttering the vegetable!
Harry Styles eats these thing for various benifits.
Interviewer (about hair): It grows back really fast, is there a product you are using?
Harry: (confused smiley "its kinda obvious " face) : vegetables.
a disabled person in a wheelchair
"no way bro look at that vegetable over there! wanna hear a joke? what part of a vegetable cant you cook? the wheelchair."
its like a fruit but no sweetness. instead its used for salad and other thing, people like it for the savoury
yo moms gonna serve vegetables
The hardest thing about eating your vegetables is getting them out of the wheelchair.
Creepy orderly :“Did you know the hardest thing about eating vegetables?”
Weird orderly: “getting them out of the wheelchair”
The hardest thing about eating your vegetables is getting them out of the wheelchair.
Creepy orderly :“Did you know the hardest thing about eating vegetables?”
Weird orderly: “getting them out of the wheelchair”