A fork of Rural Dictionary
Vegetables are what food eats.
The food chain works as such: Vegetables are eaten by delicious animals, which are eaten by men. No exceptions.
Slang for Marijuana. Used mainly when referring to, or asking for it, it in a public setting. So as not to, hopefully, alert strangers to a drug reference. Also see Bones
"Do you have any good vegetables Man?".
an offensive term for a chromie homie, or retard
Person 1: What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? Person 2: What? Person 1: The wheelchair.
To chill, sit, or lie around with the intention of stimulating the brain as little as possible. Also Veggin' or Veggin' out
Carl: "Dude what's 2+2?" Jake: "Hell, I dunno, I'm veggin.'"
1. A plant that you eat, usually green 2. A person who is brain-dead.
What do you do when you're done eating a vegetable? Put her back in the wheelchair.