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When Sonia calls you gay

It means that she really loves to fuck Cole and that all she does is daydream about it and that she says that she like fucking girls too.

When Sonia calls you gay. You know what that means

by Miss spelling genius February 26, 2022

It's hard to give a shit when you don't.

When thou does not give a single fucketh about your opinion.

Nick Valenzuela has stated it's hard to give a shit when you don't.

by NickolesValenzuela March 24, 2022

when you have the power to vote 100%

the single most annoying comment in youtube poll comment sections. please stop writing them, you get nothing out of this other than flooding comment sections

comment: when you have the power to vote 100% feels so good reply: why did you take your time to write this

by 5ze7xr6 May 11, 2021

When You Wish Upon An Oak

== Noun == A "special" but rather nauseating episode of Everything's Rosie. It's where Rosie and her friends go and find out how old Oakley is, however what makes it nauseating is that EVERYONE's heads squish throughout the episode, and poor Archie the chameleon got thrown straight into a hollow tree. ==Verb== When someone wishes upon an oak, they say "One, two, three, blow!" which causes their head to squish non stop. Over time the head will be so squishy the skull will have been fractured. This can result in having a stroke or brain damage. If no medical treatment is applied to it, the person would die from wishing upon an oak.

== Noun == Person 1: What are your thoughts on When You Wish Upon An Oak, the Everything's Rosie special? Person 2: It was AWFUL! Their heads kept squishing! I'm NEVER watching that episode ever again!! == Verb == Person 1: One, two, three, blow! (their head starts squishing) (Weeks later, the person's head starts squishing so much their skull is fractured) Person 1: I knew I shouldn't've wished upon an oak!

by ArchieTheChameleonFan November 24, 2024

what happens when you assume

you make an ass of Ume

Person 1: Well, I assumed, ok?! Person 2: You know what happens when you assume... Person 2: You make an ass out of U and me. Person 3: Why you gotta be so mean to Ume?? Person 1: Shut the FUC

by unipen January 02, 2023

When you at the when

you you when the

When you at the when You you when the When he When he

by BIGSHOT1997 July 18, 2022