Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

joe nixon

Top milf in your area, she will give it to anyone for a pack of watsits

“Yo you heard of joe nixon?” “yh gave her a pack of watsits for a blowy

by clxrted May 14, 2021

nixoning

almost nutting, but pulling out before it happens

"If I keep nixoning outside marriage, I may go to heaven because I didn't nut on her"

by shoetaster June 25, 2022

Nixon count

A count of two balls and two strikes in a baseball game. Named because the umpire putting up two fingers on each hand resembles the "V for Victory" symbols that Richard Nixon flashed to reporters the day he resigned from office.

Ball 2 on the Braves' batter, and now we have a Nixon count

Andrew Nixon Dj

A very annoying person

Omg Andrew Nixon Dj is so annoying

by Anonymous 128 September 21, 2021

Nixon teacher

A big fat idiot who taunts kids to be stupid like it.

The Nixon teacher taunted me.

by dedwasqdew September 26, 2018

stichard nixon

Samuel hirsch

Samuel Hirsch got his hair cut and the bitch nicked his ear so his name is now Stichard Nixon, not to forget to mention he also received stitches in his ear.

by Chrissy Hirsch February 12, 2018

Stevie Nixon

Blowing cocaine lines up the anus.

My sinus passage is fucked. I may need to Stevie Nixon this

by Tomatoeyes November 12, 2016