A fork of Rural Dictionary
when you have a huge urge to take a shit and you try and run to the toilet but you trip over and shit your pants and as the poo soaks your clothes a random person in the crowd runs over to you and throws hot water on your face.
Jasmine: hey Hannah did you see that rich guy shit his pants in town yesterday I threw a cup of hot water on his face and gave him the jumbo latte split.
Hannah: LOL
Something that is weekly flown into Waj's mum's head. This may be preformed before or after truck-bombing a kebab shop.
Barry: Give that special edd monkey's mother a jumbo jet to the skull!
Waj: Rubber dinghy rapids, bro!
Example 2:
Faisal has passed away due to being jumbo jetted by sheep.
Someone who hits a jumbo bucket of balls at the range then thinks he is Tiger Woods.
Chilli went to the dome and hit a jumbo bucket last night. This guy is definitely a Jumbo Tiger.
A drink made up of a large lemonade, every kind of flavor syrup possible and lots of liquor. Invented at Shambhala 2015 by the accidental ordering of a jumbo lemonade with every flavor and a fuckton of liquor added to it.
Jumbo Fuck a Butt Funnel