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Hi-Ho Donkey Puncher!!!

A cheer that can be used in any multiplayer videogame, esp. Halo 2, especially used while "storming" and enemy base, or after a difficult accomplishment.

"Hi-Ho Donkey Puncher, CHAAAAARGE!!!" "Killtacular! Hi-Ho Donkey Puncher!"

by NOT JACK TOMPSON LOL August 18, 2005

leather cludded do-nut puncher

gay man; leather cludded, gays like to dress in leather do-nut puncher A)he fists people B)they hate viginas (pussys)

ere m8 are you a leather cludded do-nut puncher no im bi lol

by calan123 April 27, 2010

Shuttle Puncher

1. (Noun) a traditional Irish alcoholic beverage which consists of a pint of Guinness stout and a shot of vodka. 2. (Noun) a term used to describe an Irish person who can drink shuttle punchers like there’s no tomorrow

1. I got hammered off shuttle punchers last night and pissed on the floor of Supermacs 2. Seán is a serious shuttle puncher, I’ve seen him down 4 in a row like it was water and try to sleep with his mam 20 minutes later.

by Binocularboy May 23, 2024

Long Distant Hole Puncher

Synonym for any kind of Firearm. Usually done to avoid demonisation on YouTube or people trying to silence you, either by Statute or when Children are around.

"Did you see? A Person shot a Police officer in our neighborhood with a Firearm" "Shh, there are Children around, say Long Distant Hole Puncher."

by Lestari Tempus November 16, 2023

mud puncher

A sexual position performed anally while the receiver evacuates their bowels.

"bro, i totally mud punched my grandma last night, i always wondered why my family called her a mud puncher."

by thamastabaita September 13, 2020

Poontang Puncher

One who punches a female in the poontang.

Look! I'ts the Poontang Puncher! RUUUUN.

by Fernando, stop goofing off! February 05, 2015

apple puncher

ap·ple punch·er /ˈapəl-pən(t)SH-er/ noun 1. The act of forcefully inserting an apple (by punching it) deep into someones anal cavity.

"Bro, I was watching porn last night and this girl got served by the most hardcore apple puncher I've ever seen"

by worlds best apple puncher October 17, 2015