Country Dictionary

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Suitcase Surprise

When you are too drunk to find the bathroom at your friend's house so you pee in your suitcase and when you wake up you get a suitcase surprise.

"Yo I woke up to a suitcase surprise..."
"How much did you drink last night?"

by aboutmosquito97 December 31, 2018

Willie with a suitcase

In 20th century prison populations Willie with a suitcase is the man on the outside who is cuckolding you (keeping his shoes under your woman's bed, spanking your kids, and kicking your dog). Primarily used by African-American inmates. The equivalent amongst Latinos is Sancho while for White convicts he is known as Joe the Grinder.

Hey, Tyrone, I hear Willie with a suitcase is keeping a smile on your lady's face tonight.

by Retsil December 04, 2021

Elf’s suitcase

Whatever orifice you settle on after seducing someone less that 5 feet tall.

Or all the baggage Peter Dinklage drags into a relationship…
Or any conversation you have with that insufferable man.
“Blah blah blah Randy Newman hurt my feelings blah”

Editor: “Hey did you get that interview with Peter Dinklage Finished?”
“Yeah that little troll droned on for three straight hours about the multi-faceted rolls of little people in cinema…”
“So did you ask him what it was like playing every oompa-loompa
“Some people have baggage, that elf’s suitcase rolls around with a living room set”

by Notmattmurphy August 31, 2023

Arkansas Suitcase

A paper sack, or anything that is not really a suitcase that a person from Arkansas uses as a suitcase.

There she goes filling up her Arkansas Suitcase.

by Jr H Roger April 14, 2023

Suitcase Rail

Taking life as a journey, wishing to be on the station quay and always being ready to go.

Carol is looking forward to leaving, as if she had a suitcase rail.

by ImFry December 01, 2019

Suitcase

The Act Of Prisoners Using Someone's Ass As A Mean To Transport Drugs , Phones etc.

Inmate 1: Yo I need to Use Your Suitcase For Something.
Inmate 2: Don't Know What That Means But Sure

by CodineHead February 27, 2017

suitcase

Suitcase is a name given to pratik sehajpal , the khairaati runner up of bigg boss 15 . The name has been given to him for his sore looser attitude of picking up money instead of trophy and respect.

Suitcase/pratik sehajpal lost bb15 because he got least amount of votes

by Pratik khairaati runner up 1 February 22, 2022