A fork of Rural Dictionary
Every June 1st you are allowed to go and dry hump anyone or anything
Dude go hump that girl it’s national dry hump day
National Dry hump day is held on September 2nd
National dry Hump Day Is September 2nd
An individual with no interesting qualities. Boring, sedentary, or predictable.
My girl’s ex was such a dry potato. All he did was watch the office on repeat.
An extended period of time without sex.
"Dude, I haven't had sex in six weeks, it's been a really hard dry streek"
That homophobic extra copycat fake arianator dumbass trump supporter snitch bitch.
Being held up by male genitalia so as to allow said male to hang as though they are experiencing an exorcism or as though they are being hung up like washing.
Guy 1: " The misses hung me up to drip dry yesterday, feeling a bit sore today"
Guy 2: "Ah bugger, want me to give it a massage?"