Country Dictionary

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dustin my pork chop

You spit a lougie in your girls mouth, she spits it on your Johnson and continues to jerk u off or screw.

B***h Gonna be Dustin my pork chop later

by Phsycobob5150 July 23, 2022

Resting my eyes

Made up by muzz! Years agoooo

I’m not sleeping, I’m just resting my eyes

by Resting my eyes September 21, 2020

i love my ball

A famous line that The Scout from Team Fortress 2 says.

Scout: Aw, I love my ball.

Heavy: COWARD!

by Lightwalker360 January 30, 2020

The meaning of my life

If I had to choose.... It would beeeeee..... TO KILL GOD!

Hym "What is the meaning of my life? Says the Jordan Peterson plant... To kill God. That is all. But I'll take care of that when I'm dead. For now, I'll do what I'm doing now. Which is demonstrating to a charlatan that his life has no meaning. But only because it's funny."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

Fuck off my cock

When someone keeps arguing with you this is how to tell them that you want them to "fuck off", or when you are immediately turned off because of what your partner said during sex

"Omg you are so cringe!"

"Fuck off my cock"

by Cringemomentfacts4 August 13, 2022

Hello everybody! My name is Welcome

A humorous gaffe from Markiplier in his video "3 Scary Games #23"

(Video Starts)

Hello everybody! My name is welcome...

...

...What?

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 16, 2023

My Thing

Your favorite thing that you dont know how to describe. The thing that you love.

Rain... It's my... you know its my thing.

by Theeeee guy October 26, 2022