A fork of Rural Dictionary
a state of mind where the affected is unnaturally unaware of his surroundings ... usually after several cones people under the influence of muzz are likely to trip, break things or generally fuck up the simplest of tasks
"dude, i am so muzzed" "I'm just muzzing out" *in exsaperated tone* "Muuuuuuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzz" "Ramwell, stop muzzing out -- you left my house unlocked and two bongs on my parents kitchen table"
to lose control of one's bladder, to pee yourself, piss your panties, urinate the bed
"oh man, he's just muzz'd himself, that's gross!!" "i think i've just muzz'd your bed" "i laughed so hard i almost muzz'd myself"
Someone who borrows money even though they have some. Someone who smokes your weed even though they have some. Someone who drinks your drink even if they one.
AKA Matty Pynn from Medford, Ma. He's a fuckin muzz