A fork of Rural Dictionary
Low brainwave activity, unaware of surroundings, incoherent and motionless except for singular motion of index finger. Other symptoms include deafness and sedentary behavior.
Lisa was unreachable using common social forms of verbal communication. She stared blankly at the iPhone. Lisa was in a Phone Coma.
Going into a trance caused by looking at your phone for an excessive amount of time.
What happened to bob?
Oh, he’s in a phone coma now.
"dude, careful ... you almost spilled the phone all over the place"
The need to borrow a telephone because your battery has gone dead.
Phone appetit mate?
The Pavlov smartphone. It pings, buzzes, vibrates or rings and you JUMP! to respond.
Named for Ivan Pavlov, a Nobel-winning Russian physiologist famous for his work in classical conditioning.
To his eternal astonishment, she was incapable of ignoring her p-Phone, no matter the circumstance.