A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you’re either constipated, or it’s humid, (or both) and your brow begins to sweat. You accidentally (or intentionally) wipe your brow with used toilet paper. Causing you to instantly grow a unibrow like Bill Berry (Drummer for REM)
Stuart didn’t have enough fiber. He’s currently squeezing one out on the shitter. He’s so daft, he just wiped the sweat off his brow with shit stained toilet tissue. He just morphed into Bill Berry
(v.) When it's your first time at the club and you get so smashed your friends have to literally drag you back home in what resembles a military operation.
Hey guys, please come down here and help me pick him up! He's doing a Bill!
What greedy slimeballs try to and do covertly violate as much as they can for more control over people and their wallets.
Once a nation constituted by the bill of rights for people to be happy, now is only a memory.
A defense strategy where one seeks to extricate oneself from a bad situation by claiming to be innocent by (a usually absurd) technicality. Named for former US president Bill Clinton, who popularized this strategy in the 1990s with his creative explanations for how he didn't actually smoke weed because he didn't "inhale", and most infamously, how he didn't technically lie when he said there is no sexual relationship with Monica Lewinsky because "it depends on what the definition of "is" is."
Person 1: I just read an article about how Senator Rob Johnson claimed he didn't technically commit a crime by being involved in a plot to replace legitimate Electoral College electors with fraudulent ones in the 2020 election, because he was only involved for "a couple seconds"...
Person 2: A Republican using the Bill Clinton Gambit? Oh the sweet irony.
Balenci bill is a phrase to describe somebody like you would if you were to describe Lil b. Balenci Bill is an ideology and the ability to make fire music, fire beats, fuck a lot of bitches, be a trap life lover, D9 prophet and most importantly the ability to get a shit ton of money. Also Balenci Bill is all about doing as little as possible unless you are making money or all the above said about fucking bitches and shit
OMG! BALENCI BILL THE TRAP KING, HAVE MY BABIES!!!!
Holy shit, that is balenci bill the holy trap lord that makes a shit ton of money and produces some of the best beats and music in the whole wolrd