A fork of Rural Dictionary
To disagree with someone who is blaming someone else
Jerry, when the moon shines, the cow pees.
A narrow stiff nose (Usually white people have them and it is described from Filipino).
That woman has a cow cow nose!
To take the bag out of a box of wine and extract the last glass full by squeezing the bag and opening the spout.
Jen needed one more glass of wine so (she milked the grape cow).
How did you get another glass of wine Jamie I thought we were all out ? "By milking the grape cow" she said.
An older women who has breast implants.
"Hey vinny, how were her boobs?"
"She is a fake cow!"
How some foreigners misheard the Romanized name of the popular Japanese drink Calpis which is Karupisu, A soda made from milk.
Steve: Hey Joe, Do you have any drink that we can have for our pajama party
Joe: How about some Cow Piss?
Steve: What's a Cow Piss?
Joe: A Soda that is made from milk and is similar to a bottle of Ice Cold Vanilla Coca-Cola but looks more like a yogurt drink