A fork of Rural Dictionary
a very flat cellulite butt that also tends to be very pale
a chick with no sign of even having a booty. just a continuous line from her back down to her ankles must have a cottage cheese pancake butt
a woman with saggy boobies and a really wrinkled up belly, usually the result of having multiple children
Barb should NOT wear that bathing suit she looks like Flap Jacks and Cottage Cheese!!!
person 1:babe can we do penis cottage cheese (form of oral sex)?
person 2:sure, wheres the tape?
1. A special case of dick queef, or dweef, caused by residue from an incomplete ejaculation getting stuck in the urethra, fermenting and building up pressure til it shoots out the end like a stanky ass ball of cottage cheese.
2. The only Christmas present I'm getting for my friend this year
Guy #1: Dude, your cottage dweef just hit me in the eye!
Guy #2: Sorry, I get a little excited while watching Deadpool.
Guy #1: ...I didn't say stop
When you have a wild sex session and you rip her a good one that her vagina looks more like a cottage pie that a bulldog just finished with after trying to eat before you were able to pull the dog away.
Ajay- I just cottage pied Katelyn so good.
Or
Bro I just finished an all night session with her, my god it looked like a cottage pie when I was done.
Intimate act performed by two uncircumcised men of any sexuality (if you are wearing socks, it's not gay).
The first man pulls his foreskin back as far as possible, while the second pushes his as forward as possible, over the first guy's head and shaft of his penis (this process is very similar to docking). The two men then take any measure possible to mix their smegma together, and then - if desired - eat it.
Person A: "You know what that wack dude Josh did?"
Person B: "Yeah bro I heard he and George made a cottage pie yesterday"
The action of cumming in a condom, putting it in the freezer for an hour, blending it, then baking it on a baking tray then proceeding to put it on your cold blanket for warmth.
Boy 1- Yo, my girl is is home making my cottage cheese blanket
Boy 2- No way, Id love one right now