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dweef

An imaginary troll-like being commonly hallucinated by methamphetamine addicts.

Dude, I just saw another dweef in the bathroom.

by Scott March 06, 2005

dweef

A male "queef". Where the male farts out of his penis.

I laughed so hard I "dweefed" and bukkake came out and hit the teacher in the head.

by RAD April 23, 2003

dweef

a small burst of air that has been emmited out of the penis usually while urinating (please note that this is only an insult)

Dude did You just dweef I can smell something funny

by Tha Messenjah January 05, 2005

dweef

an undescribable fart noise that comes from the tip of a dildo

My lover Gary shoved the toy up my ass, then he pulled it out so it could dweef in my face.

by Listen to Slayer April 01, 2005

dweef

When a penis has been queefed on; a term that can be used negatively to another

Man your such a dweef sucker

by sbai May 03, 2003

Dweef

A dick fart, similiar to a queef but for a guy.

"Hey Jake, what smells so bad?"
"Sorry man, I just dweefed."

by 4123574324 September 29, 2009

Dweef

the male equivalent of the female vaginal fart, known as a queef. Sometimes simply known as a dick fart.

Oh my god girl, I was at Tyrone’s house last night and he couldn’t stop dweefing. All night, he kept pulling the covers over my head every time he had to dweef.

by Eazypostsit December 18, 2020