Country Dictionary

A sexy kinda cool awesome musty person

I love Kermit kinda

Gay-ass frog

Today we’re making Kermit drink the gay potion

'To Kermit', verb
Soemthing one would say/type to imply that they want to kill themselves (un)ironically.

Person: "Dude, this made me so depressed, I'm gonna kermit."

To go Kermit is to get very, very drunk off of something that isn't alcohol. This is most commonly done with Lipton tea.

Yesterday I got completely Kermit off some Lipton and re-invented the microchip💀.

The loving dummy thick boi we all love *drinks lipton tea*

"Kermit is such a bean"

has a lotta opinions about people

person: Kennedy, i like your personality

Kermit: fact check please

a guy who has a lotta opinions on people

person: i like your personality kennedy

kermit: fact check please