A fork of Rural Dictionary
When after getting you and a friend's erection wet and imitate the act of jousting using your penis an the lance
"Dude Brian and Eric we're juciy jousting last night"
an action between two men where each points their erect penis toward the other and performs an approximation of a joust: through the movement of hips alone, the two penises are to slide past one another until one man's penis touches the base of his opponent's. this participant is considered the winner of the joust and, according to custom, is entitled to a hand job from the loser.
Tim and Peter are headed upstairs since Peter lost the dick joust.
Yes, it is a game played in college frat parties but has nothing to do with actual jousting. It is the act of two male parteners who are clearly intoxicated partaking in the act of sword fighting (this is where the jousting comes from) with their wangs on a bed (mattress).
It is commonly used as a joke to people who are clearly uninformed about the slang term.
Frat boy: Hey, Jason, do you want to go mattress jousting later on tonight?
Jason: No, I'm not gay
Frat Boy: I am
John's Older Brother: Hey John have you ever gone mattress jousting?
John trying to be cool: Yeah me and steve mattress joust all the time its fun as hell
Steve: I always win
(Arguing over who wins when both are now labeled queers
John's older brother: Wow?
When two (male) hobos run towards one another at top speed with their erect genitalia pointed in the direction of the other in an adversarial manner with the intent to injure or main the other in a display of dominance.
Look at that display of urban jousting on the street corner. Someone is going to get hurt.
When two men of different cultures touch tips vigorously
Hey buddy wanna do some rainbow jousting later
It's been a fortnight since the young squire took part in the towns butt jousting tournament.
When u jab ur penis in a girls asshole
Olga: U like ass play?
Chaz: yeah I’ve been know to dabble in some butt jousting