Country Dictionary

Butt Jousting

Ass Fucking.

It's been a fortnight since the young squire took part in the towns butt jousting tournament.

Body Muff

Aggressive thick body hair that extends further than an inch off of the epidermis.

Chaz: "Hey Ben.

Ben: Yeah Chaz?

Chaz: "Did u see Alfonzo's body muff in the locker room yesterday?"

D Hat

A Chinese man with a Chode wearing a dick hat.

Fuck D Hat!

boner juice

Male enhancement in juice form. It consists of green beans and rooster ejaculate. Originally referenced on Saturday Night Live.

I start off every day by guzzling 32 oz. of boner juice.