Country Dictionary

we worship cults here. our all-mighty god is called Mr. Oatboob. if u want to join our cult, u must send us a video of u showing us ur boobs while pouring oats on them.

I am apart of the smeggsy oat cult where i throw oats at people.

A much cooler and more obscure alternative to “cool beans”

Gonna shred the gnar with my geezers bro, it’ll be gnarly oats.

*oats* as a typo of *pats* aka to give comfort to someone

Kim: "oh I'm having a bad time"
Jane: "*oats* that sucks"

1.) to get one’s pussy fucked vigorously
2.) to girate/shake one’s goodies for their oat daddy
3.)to get yourself off and feel yourself(oats) pulsating
3.) to put oats in a food processor

Baby, I need you to come over and pulse my oats while we Netflix and chill

Passing an illegal substance

(Drugs) pass the oats my brother

A demented sexual act from Northern Canada. Unknowlingly having sex with your estranged father.

I can't believe she was caught on tape doing the Oates Mustache. She probably didn't know it was her dad.

A complete idiot, someone who's brain power is equal to that of a toasted oat.

“Ryan your such a fucking toasted oat, why the fuck would you fuck a fat chick”