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Pucker Factor Zulu

The highest rating achievable for sphincter puckering during a high stress situation. The puckering may be so tight as to cause sphincter fluttering. Anything above Zulu is the complete loss of sphincter control. A Pucker Factor Zulu (PFZ) situation is commonly found in Near Death Experiences (NDE), although a NDE is not required. Items nearby, such as under garments, pants, seats, sofa cusions, etc., are often damaged during a full blown PFZ event, as the sphincter clamps down like a pitbull on a tire swing.

Dude! That near head on collision reached Pucker Factor Zulu. It was 5 minutes before my butt let go of the seat!

by KSparx September 18, 2024

southern pucker

Southern pucker (noun) another word for anus/asshole/butthole/brown eye

He inserted his penis into her his southern pucker :)

by the italian stallion January 21, 2016

prison pucker

The reluctant acceptance of your prison daddy making you become the yard bitch

While out in the yard, DeAndrye knew it was prison pucker time when daddy told him to suck off the block

by BooBooBearGingerSnaps October 01, 2021

Vagina Pucker

When the cunt literally tries to consume itself for fear of unwanted penetration.

"That creepy guy staring at us is totally making my vagina pucker."

by Cunthulhu May 08, 2021

pucker-suck

When two people put their buttholes together and clench at the same time

Hey man, me and my ole lady pucker-sucked last night.

by Regularweirdo May 03, 2024

Cum-Pucker

A specific female act of show after a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth; Before ingesting or spitting semen, the woman puckers her lips & squeezes a small quantity of it out from in-between them. Showoff It is popular with college women whom take pride in fellatio & enjoy attention for such.

"That chick last night did a sweet closeup Cum-Pucker for the camera after the blowjob."

by checkda statz February 20, 2012

bitch pucker

The face you make after tasting a nasty alcoholic drink.

Malibu Coconut Rum makes me bitch pucker every time!”

by Lunch Ladies January 20, 2024