A fork of Rural Dictionary
The removal of ones testicles during a vasectomy procedure, upon the wives request.
"Oh yeah doc, go ahead and give him the Wife-Stitch. He'll be so much easier to deal with!"
Noun - a long, narrow fabric needle sewn over the outer edge of the embroidery needle to protect the edge, wound into a strip or cord.
Example: As the embroidery needle reaches for the nodel stitch, the needle threads the needle and sends it through a twisting slit
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《¤》Ribbon《¤》Stitch《¤》ribUbon《¤》stiTch《¤》ribboN《¤》stitcH《¤》
Your final attempt to bring something to completion. Usually giving all you time and effort into that last attempt. Similar to: “the last straw” “the last ditch effort.”
That was my last stitch effort to get into college
As you are Tearing that Pussy up you take your Dick from her Pussy and then you stick it in her ass repeating the process until satisfaction is given.
I was upset at the Old Lady for Lying about taking my dope so when we were getting busy I said Fuck it and I Stitch Fucked the Bitch!
When you laugh from hearing a big funny joke
She was telling a joke that put me in great stitches
An alternative to saying you dot ditched by a *friend*
"Oh man XD I just got stitched"