A fork of Rural Dictionary
Aggression between two people or teams, particularly in sport.
There's always needle when Manchester United play Leeds.
A piece of poop that is too small to spread the anus and come out, so it stays inside, hardens, and proceeds to poke the inside of one's anus (like a needle) until a larger log comes along to clear the tract.
I've had a needle poking me all night, but I couldn't get it out when I tried to shit.
A deregatory term used to imply a lack of genital size in the pants. syn. Pencil dick
You have a real needle.
noun: conveys annoyance (with someone) as in: "I've got the needle with Steve" = "I'm really annoyed with Steve" OR "Steve's given me the needle" = "Steve's really annoyed me" Alternatively: "I've got a bone to pick with you = "You've given me the needle (about something); "You've given me the needle = "You've given me the hump (, I don't want to talk to you, now piss off!)
Example: "I've got the right needle with Geoff. He's only gawn (=gone) 'n' scratched the paintwork on my old man's Merc."
1. (n.) One who for no reason at all utters the phrase G-g-g-g Unit in the middle of a conversation that has nothing to do with the rap group. 2. (n.) One who has a very small penis
Needle #1: Yo Dawg. Where u headin' fur lunch. Needle #2: Prolly Mickie D's. I'm lovin it. Needle#1: Aight G. Ill be there 4 shizzle. G-g-g-g UUUnitt.