Country Dictionary

When you repetitively dunk Andrew’s head in a toilet for failing to bring beer to our Wednesday night league game. Not to be confused with a half vanilla half chocolate soft served ice cream

“Hey Ching tell your brother in law to bring beer or we’re gonna give him a swirly in the bathroom!” “Is that what the half chocolate half vanilla soft serve is called?”

When two different guys nut in a girl the same day.

I think she had a swirly baby and doesn’t know the dad

Name def: A person you either care about or is special to you (can either be used romantically or platonically)

Nate: No one I've ever met is like you, I love you swirly.

Is the name given to a man who creampie fucks a woman's holes that hard she is left with a strawberries and cream pie swirlies.

Shannon: "Hey Kim, I gave this bitch down the road some swirlies. She's in the hospital... Wanna come check out the damage?" Kim: "Fuck Shannon that's hectic. Who are you? Like really ... who are you?"

The word used when one is feeling horny but needs a classier word to explain there emotions

We just made out for an hour, I’m feeling very swirly

To urinate on the floor while shaking your hips. Often done with other people.

"Swirlies" "Ok"

Fuck it swirly case. When something is awkward u say it

*silence... “swirly case” ...