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Swirly

Flushing someone’s head in a toilet. This prank is done by the jocks to humiliate nerds. It is very stressful and uncomfortable being the receiver of this prank.

I always get swirlies because the jocks of the soccer team want to punish me for being a nerd. During the whole day after a swirly my hair is wet and when the toilet had poop in it, i smell shit. But I am getting used to it because anyways I still have a lot of years before graduating.

by Plsnotanotherswirly March 28, 2020

Swirly

A prank often pulled in high school, in which a group of kids hold one kid upside down over a toilet then dunk their head in and flush it, resulting in a "swirl" style hairdo.

The popular kids have me many swirlys in high school, finding it amusing to hold my head in the toilet and flush it repeatedly. One time they got six people to go pee in the same toilet without flushing before dunking me repeatedly and using my hair like a toilet brush. I've only ever had one chocolate swirly (where someone poops in the toilet and doesn't flush before giving the swirly) and it was the worst experience of my life!!

by Rappunk799 March 31, 2015

Swirly

The process of taking someone's head (ex. little brother's head) and shove it into a toilet, then flushing it with head in the toilet.

My little bro got a major swirly from me today!

by wedgiemaster19 January 27, 2018

Swirly

Feeling adventurous, acting outside of ordinary habit.

Sometimes when I j/o and I'm feeling swirly I'll put a finger in my butt. Person 1: You feeling swirly? Person 2: Nah, I'm just going to browse reddit for the day as usual...

by Dan Tomson July 29, 2011

Swirly

To get drunk or high or all types of fucked up. To take it to the next level. You often do things you will regret in the morning.

"Hey bro you wanna get swirly tonight?" "I was so swirly last night I saw a horse on a skate board!"

by xoxoswirlzz March 05, 2015

Swirly

Part of a guy's stubble where the hair grows in a circular direction, reminiscent of Van Gogh's The Starry Night.

Dude, when did you last shave? I can see your swirly.

by Kathryn Marchetti May 21, 2008

Swirly

The number of hits it takes to feel the buzz from a nicotine vaping device

Bro I just took swirly and now everything’s spinning

by ToastedHamster4 July 13, 2020