A fork of Rural Dictionary
when your about to cum but you pull out but your cum is so powerful it breaks her neck, so she gets surgery and her neck looks like a giraffe neck.
last night i gave her an angry giraffe
What you are higher than when you are good and fucked up.
"Remember that day I ate that whole edible by myself? I was Higher than a giraffe's ass."
Code word for "Give me head"
Hey girl, giraffe's neck. ;)
Girl:
Giraffe:
When, after eating sweetcorn, you turn and check the turd in the bowl and see that it has sweetcorn spotted in the shit. It's long and quite thick and looks just like a Giraffe's Neck.
"Wow! Check out my turd Angelique - it looks just like a Giraffe's Neck!"
...."Did you have tuna and sweetcorn today Francois?"
The process of going out with a coke head who likes to climb on top and chuckle-fuck.
"I just went on a date with a Mythical Giraffe. It was awesome" slay
a sarcastic remark to be used as an insult when u having nothing else to say
ex.
u can also use it as a non-sequential response to any and every question asked
a: FUCK U
B: yes, giraffe
ex.
Matt: whats the answer to the random complicated math problem onon the board?
Ania: YES GIRAFFE!
When a man does a handstand on top of a step stool making him that much taller, and receives a blowjob (Oral Sex) from a man or woman. His butt cheeks will also be massaged and played with.
Oh my god, Kirsten! I can't believe you actually gave him an oral giraffe! You're such a slut!
Lindsey! Give me an oral giraffe, please!