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Jean Baptiste Point DuSable Lake Shore Drive

Jean Baptiste Point DuSable Lake Shore Drive is slang for Lysergic acid diethylamide or LSD.

Blaine is coming to the city from Naperville and has 7 tabs of Jean Baptiste Point DuSable Lake Shore Drive. Lets take them, ditch Blaine and head to the Adler Planetarium and trips balls.

by Quicky312 October 08, 2021

Baptist Dance Party

A sexual event between two or more people. More commonly in the south. Baptists abhor dancing and drinking because they believe it will lead to unmarried sexual relations.

Hey Dale, I heard you had a Baptist dance party with Jennie last night.

Shh, don't tell her mother! She had to skip church this morning because she was so sore!

by bestnonregever February 02, 2016

Baptist nap

The Sunday nap a Baptist takes in between morning and evening services

Dude, that sermon be slappin. Ima go home and take a Baptist nap to recharge.

by Sir3nZ October 23, 2022

allen jean baptiste

The number one fastest human on earth

Allen jean baptiste just sped past everyone damn

by Amishtago February 28, 2017

Wokesboro Baptist Church

The zealous devotion to wokeness including: public shaming, calling for job termination, harassing otherwise peaceful events, shouting over and disrupting rational counter arguments, demanding everything be viewed through the woke lens, etc.
Behavior otherwise attributed to Westbrook Baptist Church members

A: “What is up with Paul?? He was screaming I was ‘CisHet’ and clapping in my face to ‘Do. The. Work.’ What does that even mean?”
B: “He goes to the Wokesboro Baptist Church so he makes everything shitty. Just ignore him.”

by Pnw2mpls November 03, 2021

tabernacle baptist academy

The most bitch ass school with a ton of snitches. If you are going there watch out they take your phones and be such a bitch about it. Thank God that coach cook left he’s a little bitch and is nothing but a piece of shit when it comes to thing and is very racist. The dean Mr mcgary is nice but thinks he runs the shit bitch please u don’t fuck off. This is an extremely racist and white ass school filled with little white shits.

You know of tabernacle baptist academy

yea it’s that annoying bitch ass school around the corner filled with white trash.

by liljimmy420 January 12, 2020

Claude Émile Jean-Baptiste Litre

French glassmaker born in 1716 who invented the burette and the unit of volume known as the liter. Had a daughter named Millie and is celebrated for his inventions that advanced the field of chemistry. He passed away at the age of 62 due to cholera.

Claude Émile Jean-Baptiste Litre was also not a real person and was an April Fools prank made by 2 University of Waterloo professors to try and permanently capitalize the Liter unit.

by Anony. Res September 21, 2023