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cholera

Serious stomach sickness, turns your belly into a unstable nuclear power plant, ready to explode. Warning: Better not combine the diarrheal illness with excessive alcohol consumption, or else the shit literally goes the wrong way. In other words, you will nearly puke your guts out. Including the gastric acid, the womit will contain bladder juices and turds from your shit canals. The waste discharged from this persons defecation usually end up near the toilet, and not where it should. Keep your distance to contaminated objects.

(On a random bathroom the day after new years eve): "Damn, it smells like somebody had acute cholera in here! The room is filled with a odour like gallbladder in a heavy mixture with puke and feces!"

by Hektor Bender January 08, 2009

cholera

a serious disease characterized by female name calling that often leads to fisticuffs

She decked you?! Well, what did you expect her to do after you cholera bitch?!

by dookeyboy November 14, 2010

cholera

the best intestinal disease on the market today, complete with evacuating your bowels without end!

<hears dude letting lose> "uh oh! sounds like cholera!"

by speede May 20, 2004

cholera

1. Intense, sometimes fatal diarrhea. 2. Death Metal band out of Ohio; Brutal musicians.

1. He was the third relative I've lost from cholera. 2. I got kicked in the face by a fat guy wearing a JFAC shirt at the Cholera show. both are very metal in my opinion

by GeoJordan September 05, 2007

Ninja Cholera

In Oregon Trail II, this term is used when someone in your wagon party dies inexplicably from cholera.

Jebediah has died of ninja cholera. How the hell?!

by A Dysentery Germ September 24, 2016

Cholera Cart

A small, man powered cart that sells cheap foodstuffs by the side of the road such as satay sticks, corn, dumplings, etc, that taste great when you are bladdered at 3 am, but leave you with a sore tummy and runny botty the next day. Used to be very prevalent along Legian Street in Kuta many moons ago.

Geez I'm feeling sick today. I've been driving the porcelain bus all morning. Wish I hadn't stopped for a chew at the cholera cart on the way back from the Kuta pub crawl last night.

by Kuta Kev January 22, 2015

love in the time of cholera

Sara mask-kissed Hugh softly and while realising she was in fact kissing a piece of plastic and not the sweet lips of her loved one, she got angry and irrational and pierced the mask with her tongue so she could be close to him.

Sara said the situation reminded her of love in the time of cholera. We do not know how Hugh reacted, we have not heard of him since. 🤞

by Krkič March 08, 2020