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funky light

A Funky Light is shoving a disco ball up a women's vagina chasing a bright flashing light inside of her stomach causing for extreme vaginal penetration

Bro, My girl has a funky light and makes my dick glow!

by Supafastboi August 23, 2017

funky muffler

When eating an asshole and they fart

That bitch gave me a funky muffler

by angelaluv69 February 20, 2015

Funky Diva

to be confident in your own world as a lady.
dresses really good
carries herself well

En Vogue carries the torch as being "Funky Divas"
do you think your a Funky Diva

by Drakkar February 03, 2007

Funky Kat

A woman who is bold, groovy, and seductive. She is adventurous, radiant, powerful, humorous, creative, intelligent, sexy, beautiful, sharp, caring, and loving.

I met Funky Kat. She is an atomic bomb awakening every cell of my being.

by Funk Soul December 03, 2020

Creeper Funky

A new phrase created by Chad.

"But you also have a tendency to get creeper funky, so tonight better watch out.

by Scared..... January 08, 2011

Funky Possum

A crazy ass creature that interviewed Mindless Behavior. Created a dance called "Scissors". Known for her annoying, squeaky voice.

Your voice is more irritating than Funky Possum's.

by RocsGurl143 January 16, 2012

funky hedge

a dance move involving akward violent pelvic-thrusts.

"do the funky hedge now!!"

by pheeble October 03, 2009