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A cold glass of captain Morgan rum paired with a diet dark soda of your choice.
Billy was absolutely torched on the pirate piss at the camp this weekend.
Iced cold Captain Morgan white rum paired with a diet dark soda of your choice
The boys were absolutely hammered on the pirate piss in the shed this weekend.
When a man is plowing a woman from behind and is about to ejaculate, he spits on her back to have the woman believe he has finished. When the woman turns around the man dumps his backed up load into her eye followed by a kick to her shin so she hops around with her hand on her eye and screams "ARGH!!".
Ian: I dont think ill be talking to Sarah anymore Bill.
Bill: Why not bro?
Ian: Last night i hit her with the Surprise Pirate. She hopped out the fucking window
Bill: SAV!!!!
Las Vegas's premier automotive enthusiasts, born out of sheer need of the ability to express oneself without being persecuted (or caring if you are) for the style of which you choose to create your ride.
Making functional art out of scrap/crap scavenged from wherever you can get it.
Example:
Junkyard
Thrift store
Yard sale
Dumpster diving
Curbside throw out
All while challenging your inner youth to stay young.
Let's grab it out of the junkyard and make it work like the JunkYard Pirates we are!!
The act of posting complete nonsense to social media in the hopes of getting Pirate Booty
That fool thinks his pirate posting will get him sex
Someone that shafts you on a deal
Gazza got a deal for two prosties for the price of one. However one had a bad case of scurvy and herpies. Grazza got a salty pirate.
When receiving oral from a partner, pull out quickly and cum in their eye.
As they shoot up, you get up and kick them in a shin.
They will be hopping around on one leg, one hand over an eye like a patch and shouting “arggghhhh”
I laughed so much last night after Pirate Wanking Suzie