A fork of Rural Dictionary
Dicked - The act of being messed with or being pranked.
Beatrix: OMG! Someone just threw a HUGE pile of turtle diarrhea on Farnsworth!
Darrin: It sounds like he just got DICKED!
Beatrix: No doubt.
When a man has a urethra on the top of his penis, rather than on the end, like the blowhole of a dolphin.
Oh look, here comes old Dolphin Dick!
A deformity which causes a male’s urethra to be placed on the top, of the tip of his penis; resembling a dolphins blowhole
Sarah: Mike’s dick is so weird! His pee hole is on the top of his dick.
Bethany: Oh, that’s dolphin dick.
When guys are asked about their conversation we call it Stroking Dick.
Hey were y’all hanging earlier ?
Nah we were just stroking Dick
friction burn on penis after having sex fully clothed.
That girl last night gave me fric dick. She couldn’t keep her shorts out of the way.
This wonderful holiday falls on June
25th
Did you know June 25th is National Suck Dick & Eat Pussy Day
The SMALLEST thing you will ever see.
That dust molecule is as big as Brandan’s dick