A fork of Rural Dictionary
Sleeping hippo
A sleeping hippo is when When you look into a toilet bowl and there is a big fat round turd sitting there floating with no toilet paper in sight
Sleep falls in category of male.
She fell in love with sleep gender.
Someone who won’t let you sleep. They are constantly making noise or doing something to wake you up so you can’t sleep
My neighbor is such a sleep nazi wanting to cut their grass in the middle of the night
When you get better at something because you slept on it, probably because your brain worked through some issues you were having but you were too tired/stressed to realize it at the time.
"I couldn't beat a medium difficulty Rock Band track, so I got a sleep buff and handled it just fine on the first try the next day."
When someone is late and they were most likely just late because they were cuddled up in bed with their s/o.
“Where is Fido?”
“His wife was sleeping on his shirt tail, he’ll be here in a few minutes.”
how did it feel when my great northern sleeping bags slapped your neck?