A fork of Rural Dictionary
people born on this day are hot af and they all have a crush on their best friend but that friend is secretly railing their dad every night and shoves monster sized green shrek dildos up their ass with the vibration setting all the way up with the shrek soundtrack blasting to help them cum
person: “I was born on september 16”
other person: “that best friend you have a crush on is railing your dad and is weirdly attracted to shrek”
Person1: do you know what today is ?
Person 2: no..
Person1: september 16
National tygo day where you guys tell him how cool he is and give him free stuff
Did you know September 16 is Tycho day
National Have hardcore sex with a friend day : Is when you have hardcode sex with one of your friends until you cum
Person1: lets have hardcore sex
Person2: why?
Person1: because it's September 16
Person2: okay daddy
Kiss a guys who names starts with K
Because i said tiktok September 16
You can’t sleep during September
Friend 1: “I failed no sleep September”
Friend 2: “there is always next year”