A fork of Rural Dictionary
A mysterious man who crawls out of your toilet if you don’t flush your shit. Legend has it that it crawls back up your ass while your asleep.
Person 1: Did you hear about what happened to Jeffery
Person 2: No, what happened to him?
Person: The Doodoo Man got to him last night.
The different types of poop that you take note of for later information.
Lori, did you check the latest doodoo files to see what type poop this is .
Chatting doodoo is the substitute for chatting shit when around adults.
Person1:he is so uggo
Person2:stop chatting doodoo no he’s not
Being doodoo smeared is a personification of the word in the sense that it represents being high but to the extent that it deletes your spine and causes one's face to fall between one's thighs into the toilet bowl in which they are currently sitting over and in which is full of "doodoo" per say. So, it means you're hella high.
Damn bro your doodoo smeared after one boof?!
videochatting with someone while both simultaniously taking a massive shit
Sam and Brandon are Cyber doodoo-ing right now !
A car that is a piece of shit.
Here comes Fred Sanford in his doodoo cruiser...
When your buttcrack hairs get so long and tangled, they make a hammock for your turd.
Me: Dude! I took the gnarliest poop the other day but not all of my shit hit the water. I had to pinch and pull.
Friend: Have you trimmed your ass hairs lately?
Me: No. WTF?
Friend: Yeah man, sometimes your ass hairs grow and get tangled. You must have some serious doodoo hammocks goin on.