A fork of Rural Dictionary
Doing Bulgarian split squats naked as someone lays under you and feels the wrath of your giant elephant sized stinky, sweaty, scrotum walloping against thou's brow.
- Dude, you HAVE to try this new exercise in the gym! It's intense
- Oh yeah? What is it?
- The Bulgarian ball bash...its insane!!
A public torture method in Bulgaria where your dick gets put in a custom fitting dick guillotine while they tie your arms and legs to boards. But, instead of cutting off your dick they stick a needle all the way through your urethra.
“yo man did you hear about the guy who was sentenced to a public Bulgarian Dick Needle.”
The Bulgarian Bungle Bridger, also known as the Harut Hickelis the sexual act of using anal beads as a whip, and whipping your partner to death whilst masturbating. Then, the performer of said act ejaculates into the eyes of said victim. After which, the performer decapitates the victim, and cuts open the victims stomach, placing the victims severed head inside the stomach.
He was arrested for committing multiple acts of the Bulgarian Bungle Bridger on Men
A devious act, most comparable to a wet form of Czechoslovakian Door-Knob. It can be performed on any person large or small, however the practitioner should wear rubber soled shoes for safety such as crocs.
Last night I slipped while attempting a Bulgarian Shower Head resulting in the old bird losing a spleen.
On March 15, slap any Bulgarian you want as it is fine
yes. today is slap a bulgarian day