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baguette eating muffin

france

u baguette eating muffin

by Waffle Muffin Pufferfish December 04, 2019

Bitch Baguette

When a man goes from a bitch biscuit or man-bun to a full blown ponytail further decreasing his manliness.

Hey Shane I see you are growing out your hair still. Yes Joseph I am trying to get the full bitch baguette, the biscuit was only temporary.

by I Am The Ferrett October 02, 2023

Baguette Cremosa

Baguette Cremosa is when your jercking off and you are almost cumming, don´t cum and let your sperm rest in your balls. Then you wrap your dick with a joint and heat your balls, then you cum and the sperm will come out has a gas and you take a reap from your dick joint.

Dude that baguette cremosa joint was hell a lit last night Fam.

by Machado Cardoso January 21, 2019

baguette arms

Arms which mildly resembles baguettes normally very short and weak also stubby chode like

Fucking hell! He’s got baguette arms...

by Dockers4hands January 29, 2018

i am too baguette for this

when your french amigo is incapable of understanding what is going on/being said

oh i went up the apple and pears i dont know what that means, i am too baguette for this

by bobconcarni November 04, 2023

Tig baguette

It rhymes with Tigrounette lol

Hon Hon what is that Hon Hon it's Tig baguette

by AzyzPlaysRatgame February 22, 2017