A fork of Rural Dictionary
when you go on a first date and the dude got some crust on his socks but its very specific crust if you know what I mean t
that dudes a real pooter check out his zebra socks
An ancient being predating the existence of the universe. After rebirthing in the soil of what is now known as Idaho, Pooter (his name before monarchy) rose up and began evolving. Learning cultures and slowly becoming human, he walked over to the ancient Potato Empire civilization and killed the king using an old microwave. He took the crown and called himself “King Pooter.” After evolving for long enough, he has become immortal (due to the potato part of him having a very long shelf life), and has become too big to fit in a microwave (his only weakness being a microwave.)
“Oh damn King Pooter just conquered England.”