Country Dictionary

When some ones been living under a rock for their whole life

Omg jess your have you been shampooed

To mess up but in a funny / silly way.

You forgot to pick up your wife from the airport cuz you were playing COD? Man you shampooed.

When your friend recommended you an Anime classic however you only heard its name once so you dont know how to spell it; then you Google what you understood but all you get is this half-assed urban dicitionary entry insulting your poor lectioning skills.

Friend: Hey, have you seen Samurai Champloo yet? Youll like it! You : Google, what's Samurai Shampoo? *Friend and Google judging you silently*

This happen when a girl proceeds to wash your dick with her mouth resulting in a Saliva Shampoo. When the job is down she should be able to see her reflection on your cock.

I wish this girl would give me a spit shampoo

when you jack off using soap/shampoo

i gave myself a shampoo horn in the shower

When one wakes up after a night of binge drinking and begins drinking again, immediately becoming drunk due to residual inebriation. “Rinse and repeat,” much like the instructions on a shampoo bottle.

“It’s 10am an we just started tailgating. How are you already hammered?” “I shampooed.”

White sticky stuff that gets in your hair

John: I’ve got white sticky stuff in my hair Evan: is it cum John: NO ITS SHAMPOO