A fork of Rural Dictionary
adj. Mentally cleansed, espeically of behaviours, attitudes, or even memories considered "undesirable" by one partner. To truly shampoo a partner requires a great deal of effort to achieve the required level of obedience, but results in a docile and obedient lover who cannot conceive of not wanting to obey and please.
GF1: "Damn, Margot really shampooed her toyboy!" GF2: "He doesn't even recognize his old girlfriends anymore..." GF1: "She took him from free-range boi to shampooed toy!"
A concoction used to cleanse one's scalp. Its ingredients consist of: 1 part sham 1 part poo
Dang, I wish Greasy Gary would use some shampoo.
To indulge in alcoholic consumption the following day/night after getting completely shitfaced the night before. Usually it's easier to get drunk that next night.
Kate and Lauren are shampooing in the fratmosphere again tonight!
A creamy goo used to clean a person's hair it also makes it feel & smell good
Kaylee : Hey Kiersten thanks for letting me use your Shampoo this morning! Kiersten : No problem I noticed your hair was a little greasy! Kaylee : No!!! I Had just ran out I wash my hair everday! Kiersten : Whatever! Last night Jake came for me 3 times it must be my new Shampoo I think it really stimulates his penis! Chad : Wow Kaylee I never noticed how sexy your hair was til today wanna come up to my office and let me cum for you? Kaylee : Sure Chad maybe after work you can come to my place and Shampoo my hair! Chad : You know Kaylee this could lead to a promotion for you! Kiersten : Damn't Kaylee! You took my sexy Shampoo this morning! YOU BITCH!