A fork of Rural Dictionary
Shut up man! Shut up before I take this fartlet and shove it in your mouth!
Ambrogeese: you look like you like chicken.
Anya: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!
This phrase means shut up man! It’s a comeback for people who just need to shut up.
Ambergeese: you look like you wanna lick that toilet seat, ugly!
Jofener: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!
A wank socket is a females genitalia
Oh I'd love to have a go of that wank socket
When someone is dumber than a tool, they are a broken tool. Such as a broken socket wrench.
A woman who you only have emotionless sex with, and only after 5pm. Usually a woman who may be used briefly for sex after leaving work, but before returning home to your wife, or dog.
Man, fuck Conchita, I'm going to plug the evening socket before I go deal with her.
the mud socket is a bitches crust ass mold hole that she uses to stink up the hole room. when startled she will open her ripply pink ass hole and let out the wofting dead goat smell that she obtained from shoving a goats head up there. This smell from her mud socket scares any ugly males that try to get into her spacious cooch cavity. On special occasions she can excrete the goats tongue and bitch slap any ugly fucks. Watch out cause muddy sockets mean slappy tongues
guy1; Yo... I just got slapped by that whores mud socket
guy2; Well your an ugly fuck let me try bitch!
guy2 again; WEEEELLLL FUCK I GOT TONGUED TOOO
Pissing in an electrical outlet
Remember when Johnny died from the salty socket?