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fartlet

A small release of gas from the anus, but of a smaller quantity than that of a regular fart. One can release a series of fartlets and achieve the same rank effect as a whole fart.

Justin: "I just let out a bunch of fartlets when I was walking past that guy"

Josh: "Nice!"

fartlet

A small fart that follows one or more long farts, usually making a noise that is not that different from a tin whistle.

Jo-"Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......Blip"
Dave-"Dude! did you just fartlet?

fartlets

noun: in sports, a form of punishment in which the punished must run around a track. The last person in the line sprints to the front, and then jogs; the newest caboose must then sprint, etc. etc. Activity continues until a) someone pukes; b) someone collapses, or c) until the coach is satisfied.

If I have to run any more fartlets, I'm gonna lose my shit.

fartlets

German word, which is actually FARTLEKS, not FARTLETS. Definition is otherwise 100% correct.

My platoon sergeant made us do 5 miles worth of fartleks every day. The constant running and jogging would wear us out by mile 2.

fartlet suction

When she starts to suck in air with her ass and fart it out after u nut inside it.

Him: "Imma nut bby", *nuts
Her: *ass starts gaping and gurgling
Him: "whoah, she's doin' the fartlet suction"

Fartlet

A fart that doesn't make a sound. (See also, silent but deadly.)

Person #1: "Oh my God, what is that smell?"
Person #2: "That was a fartlet. They sneak up on you."