A fork of Rural Dictionary
Kermit the frog is a very bad frog has had Smoked on the job and cheated several different times and therefor he has been to jail once therefor he is a great meme but bad frog
Kermit: I am Kermit THE frog
Idiot: who dat
Number #15 on the Kansas City Chiefs, current quarterback for the team
Did you see that Kermit threw an interception to a white corner back?
K-9/k dog Best cat feeder east of the Mississippi.
Kermit of release marine is the best cat feeder this side of the Mississippi.
After fucking a girl in the ass for hours. You pull your dick out and there’s a Lima bean sitting perfectly on the tip of your dick. Which resembles Kermit the frog perched on a wall, tree, etc.
“Dude, I was fucking Jessica in the ass last night and when I pulled my dick out I had a Lima Bean on the tip”!!
“Bro, you totally got a Kermit”!
a word with emphasis on the "mit" as opposed to the normal pronunciation of kermit, to sound more like "commit," in reference to Jenna Marbles' Italian Greyhound, Kermit, who is particularly scared, nervous, and always looks sad.
I'm gonna kermit; I'm gonna kermit suicide. (joking context)
A pretty sick youtube who knows how to give girls a pretty big orgasm
Omg it's the spectrum of kermit
Omfg he gave me a orgasm last week