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The day of the year that is all about Leila Zanjani!
In her 1st year of uni, she was W3 volleyball team Captain, in her 2nd year she was Club Secretary, and in her final year she is the best Club Captain UOBVC has ever seen.
Men: Leila is heterosexual (despite lesbian allegations with her best friend Cristina). She enjoys feminine looking men but who will get into fights to protect her. They must also be a great volleyball player. (Strong shared fear of being curb-stomped is encouraged)
Strengths:
-Great volleyball player (BOUNCE expert)
-Musical genius (Flute Mastermind)
-Low waisted jeans
-Vodka
-Best club captain
-Will fight you if you diss Cristina
-Will do more push ups than you
-Has great driver potential
-Slays a whale tail
-Luscious curls
-Bestest friend a person could ask for
Weaknesses:
-Environmentally UNfriendly
-Gets Volleyball confused with Baseball at times as she hits home runs
-Hates vegans
-Is a disguised leprechaun (OBSESSED with gold)
-Dubai
-Secret nerd but presents as a bag bitch
-Dairy
-Tequila and wine
-Cannot drive
-Rich men
-Her parents know all the tea
-R&B and Drill music
-Walking in 6 inch heels
-Only speaks English despite being Nigerian, Irish and Iranian
Obsessions:
-Volleyball
-Diet Coke
-Having babies
-Being a rich housewife
-Anime
-Baby yoda
-Good bangles and gold hoops (gold jewellery in general)
-Marbella
-Laser hair removal
-Iced chai lattes
International Leila Z Day (June 26th) is the one day of the year that is all about Leila Zanjani, where it is customary to take a drink of vodka in Leila’s honour to celebrate.
The 6th of June is the day when mega Walruses are most commonly birthed. When it is WALRUS day you must yell 'walrus power' randomly and if no one replys with 'walrus monkey power sheild' you are automatically a Mega walrus.
'Yo, its the 6th of june, walrus power!'
'WALRUS monkey power sheild!'
'Well someone replied so Im not a walrus'
The 6th of June is WALRUS day, this means that on the 6th of June you must randomly yell out "walrus power!" and if not one replys with "walrus monkey power sheild!" You automatically become a Mega walrus. But if someone does reply correctly the 2 participants must have a walrus dule (Rock paper scissors, best out of three) who ever wins IS A MEGA WALRUS! (No rematches with the same person you lost or won against) WMPS
"It's the 6th of june!, WALRUS power!"
"WALRUS monkey power sheild"
"Dang u ansewed now we can play rock paper visors best out if three and see who wins!)
"That's so cool "