A fork of Rural Dictionary
verb
1. to post an annoyingly large number of pictures to a social media platform, most commonly being Instagram; usually followed by losing a massive number of followers due to the flood of posts from the same account.
noun
2. a flood of posts to a social media platform from a single account, often inciting anger and irritation followed by hitting the "unfollow" button; rightly so.
Verb
Guy 1: Yo, you got Insta?
Guy 2: Yah, but I only use it to burst dump like once a year.
Guy 1: Oh, weird... *quietly unfollows Guy 1*
Noun
Girl 1: Ugh, did you see Chad's Insta? You should totally unfollow him.
Girl 2: Uh, why?
Girl 1: Because he only burst dumps and never replies to me.
Girl 2: Ew, really? What a loser.
The love language of nerds and neurodivergent people
I love when my friend is info dumping about one piece, she gets so passionate
When semen comes out of the vagina after being ejaculated into it during sex
I took the biggest clam dump after Mike Rivers came in me
Holy crap dude someone scared me and i took a klunk dump.
Oh shoot dude.
The act of defecating into one's hand for the purpose of placing said third in a spot that is not directly reachable.
That toilet tank was way to tall to upper decker, so I had to monkey-dump it.
When a poop is extremely hard to push out. This is interrelate to its size and some believe they are commonly smaller then average turds.
The man sat on the toilet for hours with a bad case of rock dump. After hours of dismay he was rewarded by a couple small turds smiling back up at him. Today he had done his due diligence.