Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

bobbly bongo

An vagina shapes intrument played with your penis.

Dave: “Can you play any instruments?”
Sean: “Yeah! Bobbly Bongo is my favourite!”

by davehascraves September 23, 2022

Bongo Beater

Something that makes 0 sense or an unbelievably bad take.

Tom : Was Hitler really bad?
Matt: You're such a bongo beater

OR
Matt: That's a bongo beater

by QueenLatisha May 30, 2022

Bongo munch

psychadelic grub, food that has a tang!!

by Anonymous August 04, 2003

Bongo Wong

The fatty part of the arm under the bicep, specifically said to men

Person 1: "Hey look at these fatty Bongo wongs, they are jiggly"

Person 2: "i love me some fatty Bongo Wongs"

by Fenrir69 August 16, 2019

Clam Bongo

Playing the Clam Bongos is how you excite a vagina by rythmically tapping on the clit and labia with figures in a gentle fashion whilst retaining the enthusiasm and virtuosity used to play bongos.

Clam bongo also includes acts such as flicking the bean when mployeed with rythmic timing.

'He was giving me head, but said I tasted too fishy, so he went on to play the clam bongos.' Complained Stacy.

by Left Foot February 03, 2012

bingo bongo

1 an italian film
2 an italian cunt

1 hey i really like that scene from bingo bongo
2 bingo bongo fuck yuo moter fuck bingo fuck

by bing bong trash producer June 30, 2017

Bingo bongo my cock is doing the congo

A bunch of retarded mostly valorant shitcans especially this one dude called robbie he sucks(Iron)

me: yoo bingo bongo my cock is doing the congo
them: so your an autistic iron retart thats scream CHICKEN

by uhpink December 15, 2023