Country Dictionary

Fighting technique used for many centuries consisting of multiple slaps to the top of the head of your opponent, you are not allowed to hit anywhere else but the top of the head.

Myles and Kaden decided to settle their dispute with a match of Bongo.

The confirmation of any said act, failure to complete act will result in a punch in any location. Can't bongo bitches; can't beat girls.

"I'm gonna eat a kilogram of icing!" "Bongo" "Well fuck" (He must do said event to avoid punch)

A bongo is when you shove your hand so deep inside of someone’s butt that you reach a vital organ, twist it out of it’s socket, and pull it out with your bare hand. This was usually done by native Americans as a public execution.

Native American chief: Death or Bongo? Victim: Death! Native American chief: death... by BONGO! Victim: I’m totally screwed. Native American chief: *commits bongo* Victim: *dies*

A person or animal that has deep rooted phsycological or mental illness. The person usually has unconventional ways of doing every-day activities such as licking clean a window. A Bongo is often associated with the noise made by chubacca in the 'star wars' film franchise.

Go lick clean a window Bongo (this will be followed by an imitation of chubacca)

1. Just a straight up Bad Situation

Stacie: Damn did you see Marya the other day Nishane: Yea i know she has no ass Stacie: Yeah she got the Bongo

Bongo bongo very big booooy!

I wish I could fuck bongo bongo

Drunk, wasted, pissed, under the influence of any intoxicating substance (alcohol, narcotic).

Jesus, did you see Pieman on Saturday night?! He was completely bongoed!