A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you jerk off onto the back of your hand, and bitch slap the shit outta someone
Max: This bitch talking mad shit right now! Brandon: Go to the bathroom and hit her with the peruvian pimp slap.
When you put coke in a strippers ass hole and she farts it up your nose.
You ever had a Peruvian snowblower? Shit is crazy..
When a persons skin is ripped of their head and down to their neck and cut off just like a regular circumcision.
Did you see the Peruvian Circumcision gore video.
Contrary to the Mormon bagpipe: fucking an armpit, the Peruvian Flute is fucking the leg crease from the thigh to the calf. South of the border.
To heck with the Mormon bagpipe; I just got back from my mission in Peru and taught my brethren the Peruvian Flute