Country Dictionary

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drunk protest

When you run away from the cops but you're drunk and think you're protesting against coyotes.

I had a drunk pwotest *coughcough* i mean drunk protest UWU UWU

by Wizodin September 27, 2020

Protesting Hillary

Male Masterbation

"Hey bro, can i get in the bathroom? I need to get to class"

"Can it wait 5 minutes? I'm protesting Hillary"

by Honeybadger1975 April 19, 2017

Protest Crumpet

Typically a late night snack undertaken just because you can and to no one is around to stop you. Alternatively it may refer to your partner refusing a Buttered Crumpet.

Just got warm in bed when I needed to wee so went to make a hot water bottle because I was freezing and now made Protest Crumpets because I needed them for the affront of standing in the cold kitchen.

by Myersrum February 15, 2022

weather protest

the act of dressing for TOTAL sunshine; swim trunks or bikini, sandals/chanklas, turning on the heat in your place as well as all lights, tropical drink or lime in whatever beer you are drinking while its overcast, foggy, raining and or winter outdoors.

I don't care about PG&E, its weather protest over here!!

by BPB323 March 01, 2009

D-team Protesters

D-team protesters a group of below average protesters. They attack inappropriate targets. They have few or no activists’ credentials, and function as fifth columnists. They knowingly harbor looters and extortionists.

"The D-team protesters toppled a statue of an abolitionist who died fighting the Confederacy."

by Ras Sparkasse June 28, 2020

Mostly peaceful protests

Weren't you the one talking about BLM protests being "mostly peaceful" and bailing people out of jail? 6 billion in property damage because "ThEy HaVe InSuRaNcE!"

Hym "I mean, they look like mostly peace protest to me! What's the difference? Could it be... Who's being protested? No... It couldn't be... Is it because the people being protested are the Jews!? Nonono, wait... The mostly peaceful protests guy... Who defended the BLM protests... Is condemning the OBJECTIVELY AND RELATIVELY LESS VIOLENT CAMPUS PROTESTS!? How the actual fuck is this happening right now? Are we in the twilight zone- Oh wait! It's Hell... HA! I forgot where I was for a second! It's the memory shit that gets you! DAMN! That is WILD though. Right or wrong, the BLM protests were over superfluous police violence... And these ones are over genocide... And NOW... He's condemning the latter... Even though if you had to choose one between the 2... I mean, you see the point I'm trying to make, right? And I'll take a second to take a point for myself. I'm the first one to make this connection. I'm a genius. Good job me. People are getting paid to do this guys... And I beat them to the punch every time! Best pundit of all time! Better than everyone!"

by Hym Iam May 05, 2024

Anti-Quarantine Protester

An Idiot who is willing to put themselves and everyone else in their general vicinity in danger because they want a haircut.

Poll: Most Americans think Anti-Quarantine protesters are idiots
People stuck at home: I love democracy.

by Dastvan April 24, 2020