A fork of Rural Dictionary
Baptiste is a person who is very sweet and he would do anything for you! He does need some time alone sometimes and when he wants you to stop you should listen because Baptiste is so unique u never find that kind of Baptiste!
He’s also the best boyfriend you could ask for, he would do anything for you , sometimes he gets a bit weird and talks abt the weirdest stuff ever but that is what makes you get a smile on your face!
Boy 1: Ew she’s so ugly
Boy 2: Omg yeah I would rather date the trashcan than her!
Baptiste: Don’t be so mean. *dates the girl*
When you're getting brain from one girl, penetration from a 6'6 obese man with an expo marker, and eating creamy alfredo and mushroom pasta at the same time. The man is always named Armando from Mexico
I just got a Dirty Baptiste, shit was fye.
The name Alkimos Baptist College is a banner for people, often called “Students”
There are many groups under this banner like Eshays, snowflakes, ‘based gods’
All of these are commonly found at the school of the same name. But the large majority of people that go there often don’t leave their house.
Person 1 : god those alkimos Baptist college kids are annoying
Person 2 : don’t even get me started
A school where trust fund babies go. Most people who go there hate it. All the kids here get dropped off in their daddy’s Range Rover. Girls there are mean asf. I mean what do you expect in Naples.
Oh shit she probably going to First Baptist Academy Naples.
A girl fucks two guys at once while attending Baylor University.
Ay that Baptist two-step we pulled last night was sick, I was trying not to make eye contact with you cause that would be gay. Go bears
Williams Baptist University is a four-year college in Walnut Ridge Arkansas. Also known as WBU, is often referred to as the Harvard of Walnut Ridge. The dining hall’s "Weekend Pasta" and "Chicken Surprise" have been surprising people for years. The dorm rooms? Quaintly prison-sized. The Wi-Fi? Almost good enough to load Netflix if you squint hard enough. The whole place runs on Jesus, chicken strips, and sheer denial about having real-world responsibilities. Parties? More like board games and an 8:30 bedtime. Wi-Fi’s so slow it practically sends emails by carrier pigeon, and “wild night” means a trip to Walmart (if you can find a ride). Want to go out? Good luck—“out” is the gas station ten minutes away. The town closes at sunset, and if you thought Greek life meant wild parties, here it just means Bible study groups named after the alphabet. By senior year, you’ll know everyone on campus, including that random campus squirrel you’ve named Frank. Welcome to WBU—where your social life is as quiet as the library on a Sunday morning!
I regretted going to Williams Baptist University
Really angry, may incite a physical altercation.
(Girlfriend after boyfriend caught cheating)
Catching him kissing my best friend just made me madder than a baptist in a brothel!