A fork of Rural Dictionary
The classy way to refer to femal masturbation.
Ralph was back on his bullshit first thing in the morning, but Janet could not be bothered, as she was busy harvesting the pearl.
A fetish involving the collection of turds.
After Jill took a dump at Steve's house, Ronny went into turd harvest mode. Collecting all of Jill's deer pellet turds for his personal collection.
A Person on Facebook that accepts any Friend, or trys to become Friends with people they don't actually know.
Yeah, Cindy is a Friend Harvester, she always accepts friend requests, but she didn;t have one the other day when she needed her tire changed, Haha
A woman who tricks a man into getting her pregnant to draw a child support check for the next 18 years.
Look at that Sperm Harvester and her three paychecks.
An alternative to "Thanksgiving" where you and your chosen family cultivate feelings of gratitude, connectedness, and community.
This gathering has nothing to do with the harm brought about by the North American pilgrimage, whitewashing, genocide, or the "May Flower." Generally takes place, but is not limited to, the latter portion of November.
This weekend, my friends and I are engaging in Harvest Hangs.
Type of woman who not only cheats but let's every random dude drop their load in her.
Bro 1- FUCK! I swear I know when Amy is cheating. Her vag scent gets a bit musky.
Bro 2-Dude you're better off without that greedy semen harvester.
This is when someone really enjoys sucking on your neck and creates multiple hickeys. It is something to celebrate and not be ashamed of doing or receiving.
Theo: "Hey make sure you look at Tanya's neck! I was harvesting hickeys on her all night. She loved it!"
Polly: "That's gross! You're sick!"
Theo: "No, I'm not she loves it and has no shame about people seeing them. You're jelly AND smelly, so no one will suck
on any part of you. Why can't you just be happy for people being happy together? Oh yeah, you're just miserable."