A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person of extreme stupidity and obliously knows it but continues to be on the defence.
Shut up you fucking twat waffle . You're so stupid.
A female douche. A contemptuous bitch.
Christine Moore was such a twat-waffle for accusing Erin Weir when he refused her.
a cute person that belongs to twat pancakes and twat pancakes only
reagan is a twat waffle that belongs only to shantae
A sexual act. First, a penis-owner uses waffle batter as lube to penetrate a vagina-owner without a condom, releasing their load inside their partner. The vagina-owner then squats over a waffle iron to create a delicious breakfast for them to eat.
Last night we had twat waffles for dinner...reminded me of crab cake.
Someone who is a terrible person and shouldn't be allowed to deal with the general public
Man Dee is being a complete twat waffle today, I can't believe her attitude.
a pussy who's too scared to do anything ; someone who pussies out of everything.
Dude 1: "Dude, do you know Jake?"
Dude 2: " Yeah that fucking pussy. He was too scared to go to the haunted house last week."
Dude 1: " Wow, that fucking twat waffle!"
pussy snowflake
A vagina that has been in fishnet stockings for a full shift or at lease two shows. See also two show pussy.
After the evening show Kevina flashed me a shot of her twat waffle.